Sugar and spice

1) Life is made up of sugar and spice, spicy enough to make you remember its sweetness

2) Ignorance is bliss

3) Underachieving means that you are less prone to losing what you have attained

4) Its all about learning how to balance life, like a gum.. Hard enough to keep its shape, Soft enough to give you a tangy elastic feeling.

5) Alone time is very important

6) I'm very very very very very gay

There was once a guy who slogged all his life, he finally made it rich, he had lost his family to work, no friends to speak of, but heck, he had money. He decided that he had enough money to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of his life. So he moved to a small fishing town, he built the biggest most extragavant house in the vicinity. Beside him lived a fisherman in a modest cottage, everyday, he would sit by his window in the evening and look below at the fisherman taking a break looking at the sunset. One day, out of curiosity, the fisherman asked him "Hey, what do you do everyday? Why do you spy on me everyday?" He replied "I worked my whole life to achieve what i have now, I dont have time to spy on you, i like to fish all day and enjoy the beautiful sun set beyond the horizon in the evening before i end my day with a nice quiet dinner at home. Before he could finish the sentence, a gentle voice sounded out to the fisherman "Dear, its time to go home with your catch, i'm cooking your favourite dish tonight"