precious moments

The seabreeze brushing against your face, waves gently creeping up the stony slopes, great music, a great pal.. singing along to the tune of friendship... this is one moment that will truimph all others to enter the hall of memories.. locked in forever...

marriage?

a Post i ripped off wallstraits... i think its funny.. in a rather sad way though..

WHY AM I MARRIED? [ My old schoolmate sent this to our yahoo group... ]

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'

Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to
forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for
Strength I'll just beat him to death'

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A
blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find
it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the
bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while,
the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as
he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece
of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me
crazy.'

The blind man replies, 'If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR
stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.'

假装

Hi, its me... i know you're there... thanks for always being there..
It's been a long time since i spoke to you... How are you?
I've been meaning to update you, but life's been messing around with me too much these days...

Things i thought only happened in movies, i thought wouldn't happen to me, ridiculous as it may seems, perhaps it was all a joke to begin with, i don't really know who to blame.. maybe i expected a little all too much from the beginning.. I've tried, i thought things would work out my way, or maybe i would just get used to things the way they are.. but perhaps it didn't work out that way...

可能。。有些事，是不能假装的~